I didn't think you'd mind so I let Gretel Lederhosen read that last post and she nearly peed herself.
From that and what I've told her she is keener than ever to meet you.
You must promise me that I get to meet the parents. They sound like a scream.
I'm also waiting on the Dashing Major filling me in on what happened. He's not messaging me back. What have you done with him?
And at the risk of sounding preachy you don't control real relationships. They happen - morph into something or nothing - relax and go with the flow. Okay your parents sound a bit keen but as long as you guys understand each other and communicate it will be fine.
Some of that came from Gretel by the way. Though I guess you might have worked that out.
As for the Sleazy Steven situation - well you are smart enough to not get caught by that trick. Starlet wannabe was only a kid. Hopefully a bit wiser now.
On to happier things.
Gretel's work is a bit like yours. She can do it anywhere. Well - she can when she chooses to. So last night over supper she and Hans decided that she'd come back to mine to help get things sorted. And then he'll come over for the party. He's got a lot on at work at the moment so can't really get away. And Gretel at mine means he doesn't need to feel guilty about putting some extra hours in.
And the more we've been talking about it the more curious we are about this storage unit.
Oh and there's a will. Gramps had nothing so I have no idea why he needed a will. Anyway I'm the only beneficiary and I need to go into the lawyer's offices next week and they'll explain it all. They wouldn't discuss anything over the phone.
I certainly took my eye off the ball with the old man. First the storage unit now a will.
Anyway I need a favour (jeez) - favor - would you guys come over a day earlier. I need to borrow the Dashing Major and I figure you'll want to travel together so ...
Gretel has offered to show you around. There are the usual tourist things to do but there's an exhibition she thought might be more up your street. Immersive art tech something or other. She did explain but I switched off. It's indoors so you'll avoid the sticky heat we have at the moment.
And I have a decent set up at my apartment so if you need to work you can. But I suspect you won't get chance to 'cos Gretel is very excited at meeting a real Brit. She's met the Dashing Major by the way so I have no idea what she means.
In fact if she gets any more excited I think we'll need Xanax.
And update on Luscious Lydia. Word is she's kicked him out of his own apartment. You gotta give the girl credit she is real ballsy. But it does mean she's still in New York. Such a big city though I can't see you guys bumping into each other. Might be worth asking the parents not to let on just to be on the safe side. Though from what you've said I guess she ain't great at keeping in touch so may not be an issue.
Unless you do want to catch up with her in which case Gretel says can she tag along.
Gretel also says that if you can make it two days earlier we'll put off the storage unit investigation until you get here. Not sure I agreed to that.
Like I say - you have a fan.
Whatdya think, milady? You up for some fun?
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