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Oh the Dashing Major is getting updates. Don't you worry about that.

You're impressing Chaplain Charles by the way. He's gonna miss you I think. Seems you've livened things up there.


Yeah your problem with taking orders has also been noted. They're going easy on you. Just remember that. Try not to take the ****.


We just have the one loose end now. When we get that sorted the Dashing Major will come and get you.


There's a lot I can't put down here. I know that you'll get that. But I'll explain what I can until we can talk properly.


Felonious Feliks sent Piotr some pictures of you. He'd obviously been watching you. He wasn't sure what your relationship was. Just knew it was important to his brother. At first it was just the odd picture.


Then the older brother landed. He sent more pictures and added a few threats. You can guess the kinda thing. Come home or we take it out on her. The last threat was kinda graphic. He's paid for that one though. Don't you worry about that. He will not be making good on that or any of the threats.


That's why the Dashing Major was 'ruffled'. He was damn angry. I reckon if he could've got the guy then he would've ripped his head clean off.


And yeah he still has a lot of friends in the forces. A lot of favours to collect on. They were happy to help him out by keeping you safe.


We ended up stashing Piotr somewhere safe in the end too.


I know we've wondered about my family but jeez his is something else. Seems if he wasn't gonna go home alive they were prepared to send him back in a box.


They didn't get anywhere near him - just so that you know. But there was a bit of shooting at the house. Reliable Rob is gonna make it good - don't worry.


We figured we couldn't keep an eye on him and sort them out. Easier to put him somewhere safe. And he's fine. I checked.


Anyway we're currently in his home town. Piotr's. His mom is ill. She ain't gonna last much longer. And that ain't to do with us. We can leave nature to sort that one out.


But there's a brother-in-law. He's turning out to be a bit tricky. But we'll find him.


Then we can come back. And spring you out.


Much I think to the disappointment of many there, milady.



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