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The great pickle of love

Pirate

Okay maybe a bit soon to call it that. And sorry for laughing at your angst on the call just then.

I think you two are a good fit for each other. And he is very smart when it comes to people so he'll already have picked up on the fact that you're not up for rushing things.


You do realise that the only negatives you could come up with were pretty much he is too good looking and he's nuts for you.


Just let it play out. Time will tell if it can work or not.


I'm still not sure I understand the Luscious Lydia test. So you introduce potential boyfriends to the sister knowing that she'll try to hook up with them? And if they give in to her charms then they've failed the test? So that saves you bothering to invest in something that isn't going to work. Seems a bit extreme, milady.


And you know he's been single a while in spite of the parade of good looking women he has to work with so I can't see your sister even registering. And rushing him North to meet the folks might give out signals and is that what you really want to be doing right now?


Let's have a proper chat later. And unless the job has been moved he's due in LA for a couple of days in a day or so isn't he?


So that'll give you some time to process things.


Anyway my news is a little less cheery. My gramps passed. I got news a couple of days ago that he didn't have long so that's where I've been. Got there in time so at least he wasn't alone at the end. Not that he deserved it. He was a violent **** who gave my gran hell when she was alive. So I have a few things that I just need to get sorted on that front. Ain't gonna be any big funeral or anything. Not sure there are any people who would actually turn up to it anyway. He was not a nice man. So it'll be a simple cremation and they'll send me the bill. And I guess the ashes. Not sure what I'll do with them. Gran won't want them in with her.


So I'm just back at my apartment in New York for now. Hopefully you'll get to see it soon if you can still make Gretel Lederhosen's birthday party. I really hope you can because she is dying to meet you - her and Hans Lederhosen. Which reminds me I need to get the catering sorted. Gretel has been sending out various emails so I'm not sure what kinda numbers to expect.


I should really check in with her and find out. Probably makes sense for me to be here a bit longer than I had planned.


But your news does mean that I now have an extra room free - so that's good to know.







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