If I recall (and I've read back the blogs so I know) you mentioned lessons first.
My suggestion was to start with some hand to hand combat training but the Dashing Major pointed out that you might not be dressed or prepared for that.
And we had High Maintenance Mandy's set up all there and ready.
Seemed a shame not to use it.
Firearms it was then.
Oh and there are no secrets in that place. Once you tell one person they all know about it. Just a heads up. And we had to tell Techy Trevor 'cos it's his baby.
So everyone wanted to know who you were and why you were coming down and what had prompted the training session we were planning. So before long they were all invested in the project.
Project you. Mission: to equip you to protect yourself in whatever circumstances you find yourself in.
Your face when we appeared at your office doorway was priceless. And before you object no-one else uses that room so it might as well be yours. Make it your own.
After all training you may take a while so you'll need somewhere to work in the meantime.
Sultry Suki insisted that she wanted to take you to the changing rooms so you could put on the mocap suit. Techy Trevor was setting up the set and the equipment. And the Dashing Major and I were donning suits ourselves. We were going to be the intruders.
And I have to say we had so much fun. I think you impressed us all with how quickly you took to a gun. The polar opposite to what we've had the days before. And the only screaming were obscenities at us when we got a hit in. And I was impressed that you managed to nick us a few times so well done. And I don't mean that in a patronising (jeez! patronizing) way. We may have been a bit more relaxed than perhaps we would if we were competing against each other but we still weren't prepared to give you any free hits.
The Dashing Major was so impressed that he decided you were ready for target practice after lunch - with a real gun this time. That surprised us all. But again you impressed. Keep the practice up and you'll be hitting bullseye in no time.
I didn't think you'd get around to the presentation that day anyway and we knew we had you at least for the following morning. Possibly longer if we could persuade you. Which I'm hoping we have.
And of course I had so much to fill you in on. For one Piotr the Protective's family are nothing short of eastern European gangsters. He was damn lucky to get out when he did if all they had him doing was robbing a few rich dudes. I'm going to put the feelers out about them because I'd hate them to come looking for him and find you.
Then there was your sister's interesting choice of men. Your language my Lady is getting worse. You'll be making those builders blush at this rate.
But of course then we had to stop gossiping because the Team wanted to take you out for dinner. Which as a team we've not done that for a while - we should do it more often - it was an absolute blast.
I don't think that bar has seen karaoke like it. We thought we'd have to get you on to the shots to get you up but no ... two glasses of wine and up you got. You've not got a bad voice. Need to work on the moves though. Maybe three glasses next time.
And then we decided we had better leave. Work tomorrow and all that. And off you went with the Dashing Major.
How did that go by the way?
And can we keep you for a few days more at least?
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