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Payback time

Pirate

Yeah he told me. And it is great news. Looking forward to having you around even if it is only for a day or two.

Unlikely at the moment unless you are jumping on a train today (meeting High Maintenance Mandy that is). It is her last day here for now. Won't bore you with the details but we're going with the water pistol approach and the studio are going to see how it looks on film. She may be back though.


With the Dashing Major's blessing (and to a degree High Maintenance Mandy's) Sultry Suki read the hyenas the riot act yesterday. She kicked two of them out of the building and refused to let them back in until they found their manners. They preferred to grab a cab and go back to the hotel. We'll all be happier when the whole lot of gone.


Which reminds me. They have pretty much taken over the hotel I would have recommended, my place only has the one bedroom and the other place I like is running some literary festival thing so pretty booked up.


Which is why you will be staying in the Dashing Major's spare room. And don't argue. He is not likely to molest you in the night (unless you ask him to). It makes sense and then you guys can talk shop and he can run you in to the facility and stuff.


So that is sorted. Let one of us know when you have sorted your travel plans and we'll pick you up tomorrow from the station. Or are you flying? Whatever - we'll collect you.


I'm really looking forward to it - just so that you know.


Oh and I've had some info on Piotr the Protective. He seems to be telling you the truth about his criminal past. The family though. They are a piece of work. I'm seeing what more I can find out about them. Will fill you in when you get here.


Strictly speaking they don't need me around once High Maintenance Mandy and her ghouls have gone but the Dashing Major wants me to pick your brains on a few things. Some ideas I've been throwing around for a while about that room off reception for one. He thinks we could look at modernising and it might fit in with the website revamp.


Might not be your area but you might bring some new ideas so all good. Oh and you need to send him your day rate through. And don't discount it for friends. They are going to work you while you are here so charge them the full whack. And those were his words.


Yeah it's been a good few days and now I have this to look forward to.


I hope you don't mind but I got curious about your sister. And not in that way. Falling for your sister I get would be a deal breaker.


She is interesting though. Not particularly choosy about her beaus. The current one (as far as I can tell they are still together) must be 30 years her senior. And I'm not being prudish. Each to their own. But he's a ****.


He's had a few run ins with junior, female employees and found himself in court over it. Always settles before it goes anywhere though. Last one for an undisclosed sum. It was $520,000. Usual stuff - too handy and can't seem to keep it in his pants.


But the one that worries me most is the Russian billionaire. He was last winter. Rumour is he proposed and she accepted. A very nice ring too (I'll send you the pictures) and then by March she had called it off. He was furious by all accounts. The Russian media took the **** out of him for weeks. He's no looker and obviously she is so you can imagine the kind of things they were saying in the press. Seems he is dodgy as hell though and not the kind of guy you cross.


And she never leaves empty handed does she. So why she has this beef about your house is beyond me.


Yeah - she is an interesting one...


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