Ah shoot, milady, why wasn't I at this weekend party? And we still haven't got to the underwear.
Just read that back and it sounded weird. Even for me.
And I loved the transcript. You guys are so cute. Even falling out you are cute. Sexy Sadie - haha! And no. I'm not going to yank your chain with that one.
Glad we're not leaving the naming up to the Dashing Major though. Not sure he's up to the job.
Things down here are a bit slow. I mean work is busy. Just .. well .. it's work. No drama - no Lady. No Agatha Christie weekend.
I am bitter.
So I've been hanging with Techy Trevor's friends. They're what you'd expect. But hey they are cool. Their place is amazing!! I mean something else entirely. The stuff they are working on ... the kit ... just out of this world.
And they've given me an idea.
You know American's love Halloween yeah? You guys do some sad imitation of it but it ain't the same. What about us throwing a party? I think together it would be a killer.
But we need somewhere big. I've not seen your place yet and I guess it's still getting sorted but I'm not sure on size.
Only I have some ideas. And they kinda need a big room.
Oh hell - what about Lord Marmaduke?! The old guy surely would be up for it. And he has that ballroom. I mean what do you think? Could you ask him?
And don't hate me. But you've been a bit preoccupied and I kinda mentioned it to the A-lister. And he is up for it!!
Ah - so you know - I've been roped in to some of your online games. Which is why I ended up talking about it to the A-lister.
Oh and I am .. and I'm quoting here .. but a pathetic shadow of you.
You need to get your ass back online. Or I think they're gonna come looking for you.
So I've not explained yet why I want us to throw a Halloween party.
The guys - Techy Trevor's friends - they've got this hologram thing down pat. I mean they are **** hot. So I figured we could do a thing with a dance floor. Ah - I can't explain it here. I want to show you. This could be the party of the century.
Actually we might need the Convivial Count. I mean of course he'd be invited but we'd need him to let people stay at his. I'm thinking Hans and Gretel Lederhosen. If you like my idea ... and when you see what the guys can do you'll love my idea. ... Gretel will need to be there or she'll kill me.
And that reminds me. So I'm not sure if she updated you. The party over West? For her birthday?
Absolute ****ing disaster. Not a patch on ours.
I'm not sure how much of it you'd be interested in. I mean so many of the guests you won't know. And wouldn't want to.
You're waiting for me to tell you about a disaster aren't you? Some drama?
Not a ****ing thing. I mean nothing. The guests came - they ate - they drank a little - they left.
Gretel Lederhosen was devastated.
But I think together - you and I - we could put together the party to end all parties.
What do you think?
P.S. We've just spent the last 45 mins dying on the same boss. I'm now joining the pressure group to get the Lady back online. We will continue to text you until you do. Just saying.
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